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Soft, cozy, and quietly bold — this crewneck wraps you in everyday comfort while letting a wry, relatable message do the talking. Midweight 50/50 cotton-poly fabric feels familiar against the skin; ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape wash after wash. The subtle embroidered text on the chest reads with gentle dark humor, the kind that starts conversations and bonds people over shared experience. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, layered for a low-key night out, or as your go-to comfort piece when you need something that says “I get it” without a long explanation.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for lasting comfort
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability and shape retention
- Embroidered decoration available on left, center, or large center chest (also wrist options)
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically sourced US cotton with DTF inner neck labels and printed wrist details

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean